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The Olympic committe has scored a perfect 0 in the site selection event.

China a) has one of the worst human rights records in the world, b) is one of the worst in persecuting people of faith, c) is one of the worst countries for pirating software and media and d) has flooded markets with dangerous products (toothpaste tainted with anti-freeze, toys with lead paint and pet food with toxins).

The Olympic committe definitely has failed the drug testing!

I’m not in favor of punishing world athletes by totally boycotting the games, but a) refusing to participate in opening and closing ceremonies, b) sending Rush Limbaugh over as color commentator or c) hosting an alternative event: the Olympic Office Games (eg. the 1000-word dash).