Now that Baby Boomers (those born between 1946-1964) are starting to collect Social Security and AARP discounts, maybe it’s time to rethink some of that generation’s advertising slogans, bumper stickers, and those artsy motivational posters. Here are some of my suggestions:

The best part of waking up is waking up

You deserve an ache today

When the going gets tough, call the urologist

My other car has a handicap sticker

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