I have in my right hand, direct from my home office in Corn Borer, Indiana, today’s category:

10. Medical research reveals dark chocolate is good for your heart

9. Bernie Maddox and O.J. Simpson are behind bars

8. Rap music sales have dropped nearly 25 percent since 2005

7. The Mayans had it wrong about 2012

6. Laptop computer prices are decreasing, features increasing

5. JamesWatkins.com now contains 55 percent more hope and humor—and no trans fats!

4. Unemployment is decreasing, home sales increasing

3. Twenty-five years of New Age pop psychology ends September 2011

2. Dr. House is seeing a therapist

1. We’re one decade closer to Christ’s return

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