Here’s what’s new for the week of January 11, 2010:

Top ten things I (Jim) would do if I were God (01.13.10)

I have in my right hand, direct from my home office—soon to be atop Mt. Sinai—today’s category:

10. I’d know who really shot JFK, if there really are aliens in Roswell and the identity of KFC’s “secret herbs and spices.”


Hope for fulfilling the dream (01.15.10)

During the Birmingham civil rights demonstrations, Martin Luther King, Jr. required all protestors to sign a card promising to obey these “ten commandments”:

1. Meditate daily on the teachings and life of Jesus.