Moi circa 20th b’day

Here’s what’s new at HOPE & HUMOR:

Top ten birthday wishes
I have in my wrinkled right hand, direct from the home office in Corn Borer, Indiana, today’s top ten wishes for what’s left of my life.
10. I will not obsess about my cholesterol level, the cost of prescriptions, or the condition of my colon. Social security rip-offs, conspiracy theories, government corruption, and “that horrible noise they call modern music” are also off limits during the Early Bird dinner hour at Denny’s.
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The Secret Life of Editors
A fun interview with Joanne “OneSoBlessed” Kraft’s blog:
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The Olympics: office events
While the world’s attention is focused on skiiers, skaters and Lindsey Vonn’s Sports Illustrated’s photo spread, unsung heroes are overcoming Olympic challenges in offices and factories closer to home.
10-mile Commute and 100-Yard Hurdles: Employees (who have just raced through rush hour traffic on slippery roads), must now jump ten snow-covered parking bumpers, three UPS boxes, and a “Caution: Wet Floor” sign to arrive at their desk on time.
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Looking for love in all the right places
Many people spend their lives, as the old song goes, “Lookin’ for love in all the wrong places.” So, how do we find real, lasting love?
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